Lush Illusions Inc.
I was horribly fooled by cuteness and delicious smells. Like a lamb led to the slaughter, I was tricked by fizzy bath bombs, organic and natural labels, and misleading promises. Chances are if you’ve...
View ArticlePink: If Sexism Was a Color.
According to marketing geniuses out there, women are little, itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, young girls. You would think that the blindingly obvious marketing stereotyping would be limited to the children’s...
View ArticleYour Poop: What’s the Scoop?
Poop is the new pee when it comes to the medical community. Dr. Oz owes his success to talking about it, it’s not just for the Germans anymore, and it even has cute little plushies dedicated to it....
View ArticleBirth Control Wars: What’s the Real Issue?
I had a dream the other night that the world was no longer arguing about my uterus, vagina, or sexual choices. I had a dream that women were able to have sex freely without judgement, allowed the...
View ArticleMurder Cats and the Domestic Diet
Cats are obligate carnivores. Sure they’re cute, but they’re also evil, maniacal, cunning, manipulative meat eaters. Everything about a cat is made to make them extremely efficient killing machines. If...
View ArticleThe Real Cost of Skincare Packaging
Jar Jar Binks isn’t the only “jar” that ruins things (I’m not sorry for the terrible joke). Jars are the worst possible containers for most skincare products, yet the skincare industry uses them over,...
View ArticleSeven Reasons Why It’s Not Your Fault You’re Overweight
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past couple years, you most definitely have heard of Nicole Arbor and her infamous “Dear Fat People” rant. If you haven’t, although I don’t enjoy giving...
View ArticleAre Collagen Supplements Worth it?
I’ve been getting sooooo many questions from my old lady friends about how to keep their skin from a’ sagging. Specifically I’m asked about supplements that can make people look as youthful and...
View ArticleHow to Get Rid of Dandruff Forever
Short Attention Span Sum up: Scroll to the bottom of this article for a helpful infographic of helpful tips! According to commercials from the late ’60s, if you have dandruff it can ruin your social...
View ArticleMy Favorite Podcasts
It’s official: Austin traffic stinks to high heaven. This year I’m going to be spending a LOT of time rotting in claustrophobia-inducing, jerk-central, bumper-to-bumper hell. The only things that save...
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